Welcome to Alexx’s guide to making a shit presentation!
In today’s class, we’ll be creating a shit-hot powerpoint presentation.
Firtsly, use comic sans for everything, else it’ll be unreadable.
nExtLY, MAKE sure you only use the lowest quality images. at a maximum they should be 90×90. This is to ensure that your audience understand what the image is composed on, allowing them to see the pixels that make up the fugly graphics they can see.
Aftaerlsy, use bullet points for everything. Who needs a scrpit when you can read off of the screen. The more of the back of your head that the audience sees, the better. To use this tactic to it’s fullest, the audience should have to really work to consume your content, so ensure that you have huge paragraphs for them to read. Bullet Points and Paragraphs? No. The bullet points are the paragraphs.
Your presentation is now sexier than danny devito.